he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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