is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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