just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
