I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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