I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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