Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Randomize
