2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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