Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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