Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I had to cum in my sink.
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