we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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