i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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