I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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