I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
