So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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