He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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