that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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