so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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