this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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