Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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