I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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