I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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