the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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