The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You smell like stripper and shame
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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