super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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