I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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