omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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