K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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