Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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