How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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