we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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