Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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