ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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