hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
