Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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