I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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