today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You can't just leave with hair like that
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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