am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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