all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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