I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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