Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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