Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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