is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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Who the fuck stole my fridge again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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