Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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