I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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