is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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