normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!