we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Pants are for mortals
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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