he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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