gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Last time i carry you out of a forest
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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