It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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