You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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