The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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