4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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