I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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