wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
thus making me awesome and them whores
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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