Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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