people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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